There are 3 sets of people who ask you this question.. "So when next are you coming home?"

• The MISTURATs: These set of people haven't seen you in ages, and genuinely MISS you. They don't want material things at all. All they want is for both of you to jaminate, parapolate, and funnycate side by side once again. Yes, they miss you and your presence.

  
  

• The BOWALEs: These set of people miss you a little, but what they are after is for you to help them bring home with you their goodies that they had already paid for and sent to your address/pickup address.

  
  

• The FUNMILEBUNs: Now I personally know people who belong to this group. They don't really care whether or not you landed safely or you r in good health. All they are after is what you bought and brought for them. They are all about taxing you and making sure they depart with something valuable from you.